I know this might be old news, BUT OMG MCR WON THE...
fan (kerrang!): snog, marry or kill: fall out boy's pete wentz, you me at six's josh franceschi and my chemical romance's gerard way?
hayley: oh god! she didn't even think to put chad in that list! oh shit... this is so sad. alright, gerard is married, so out of respect for lyn-z, i'll kill gerard. and i'll kiss pete so i don't have to live with him! and then I'll marry josh because he said 'dong-breath' on radio 1 for me! he said 'gimme a word to say on radio 1' and i said 'dong-breath' and he did it. that's love! ha ha!
mum: you think the boys from the shows are all perfect but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
The shortest horror story ever.
Mom: I saw your blog on Tumblr.
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