• everyone:

    what do you want for your birthday?

  • me:

    band merch.

  • everyone:

    what do you want for christmas?

  • me:

    band merch.

  • everyone:

    you are the hardest person to shop for i never know what to buy you.

  • me:

    I'VE TOLD YOU, BAND MERCH, BUT YOU NEVER GET IT FOR ME. JUST GOOGLE MY FAVORITE BAND'S MERCH AND PICK SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN CARE I'M GOING TO LIKE IT NO MATTER WHAT. BAND MERCH BAND MERCH BAND MERCH.